planet kev

You never met a motherfucker quite like me - Kid Rock

Yep
I’ve been on the cover of Rolling Stone
I met the president when I was half stoned
I been so high I’ve gotten confused
I been beat down, broke and used
Motherfucker
I drank with Hank, talked blues with Billy
Rocked with Run sang with Shotgun Willy
Went from small time philly to big time Bobby
From three day old chili to saki with wasabi

I’m home hey I’m home
You never met a motherfucker quite like me
Not like me, dida dada like me, hey like me

No more bein’ poured drink specials at Winners
Or being ignored by the think straight sinners
I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner
Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd Skynyrd
No beginners here I’m a seasoned vet
Educated on jazz by my man Amed
Heard again my friend I been the world n back
But I’m a Michigan boy can you feel that

And I’m home
You never met a motherfucker quite like me
Not like me, God damn like me, hey hey like me

Never thought I’d go as far in life as this
Never made par and I could give two shits
Never wanted to sell cars cause my dad was a dick
Never wanted a guitar ’till I heard a lick like this

And from the depths of dixie to my northern spots
You know its time to rock when ole glory drops

I pimp through town with the top laid back
Black hat, fine blonde, cold pabst in my lap
I’ll adapt
To any and all situations
Thats why the call me the pimp of the nation
Hey bitch you best believe I live in the woods not your world of greed
Might, a little weed might a little yeah
I’m so proud to be living in the USA

You’ve never met a motherfucker quite like me
Hey hey like me, da di da da stay like me, hey hey hey like me
You aint ever met and you aint never going meet
You never met a,never met a,never never never never met a
Motherfucker quite like me
You aint never met a mother like me
Hey you aint never never never never never met someone like me
(Hey hey)
Never met like me,
(Hey hey)
(Hey dude hey)
Never met a mother like me
(Come on, hey)
And you never, and never gonna never gonna meeeeeet
(Hey come on already)
You never meeeeeeeet
(stop)
What?
(Dude, theres more to life that just you)
hahaha

Where do pets come from?

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to
“Where do pets come from?”

Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us
every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is
difficult for us to remember how much you love us.”

And God said, “No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be
with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that
you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or
childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you
are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.”

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his
tail.

And Adam said, “Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom
and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.”

And God said, “No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a
reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name,
and you will call him DOG.”

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said,
“Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen
like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed
taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.”

And God said, “No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be
with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will
remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always
worthy of adoration.”

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes,
they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve
learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn’t give a shit one way or the other.